creating and initializing log file @ 11032159358517201 For more details, read the explicit log in the file "vi.log.explicit". If you are a user, please consider closing the file immediately. closing file @ 11032159438517201 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 11059402378517201 TIN version TOU somethingVI v3.14.15.93 TIN why is it called somethingvi? TOU The developers could not agree on a suitable name and so they becan to call it "VI something" or "some VI", that later became "somethingVI". TIN what functionality do you have? TOU I am capable to operate all of your devices remotely and function as your virtual assistant as well. Furthermore, if you grant me the required privileges, I am able to change settings and to use applications as a superuser. TIN show commands TOU Opening external access. COM external nickel-access-point giap://something.vi/manual?mode=interactive session ends @ 11115102528517201 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 20505304348517201 TIN status TOU vi.log is ready and functional. TIN is there an audio module? TOU Complete audio I/O functionality is available for download. COM dl m\t TOU module-adult module-aussie module-audio module-basic module-comrade COM ^C COM dl module-audio TOU initiating download connecting to servers downloading 0s 0% downloading 0s 10% downloading 0s 20% downloading 1s 30% downloading 1s 40% downloading 1s 50% downloading 2s 60% downloading 2s 70% downloading 2s 80% downloading 2s 90% downloading 3s 95% downloading 4s 96% downloading 5s 97% downloading 6s 97% downloading 7s 97% downloading 8s 97% downloading 9s 97% downloading 10s 97% downloading 11s 98% downloading 12s 98% downloading 13s 98% downloading 14s 98% downloading 15s 98% downloading 16s 98% downloading 17s 98% downloading 18s 98% downloading 19s 98% downloading 20s 99% downloading 21s 99% downloading 22s 99% downloading 23s 99% downloading 24s 99% downloading 25s 99% downloading 26s 99% downloading 27s 99% downloading 28s 99% downloading 29s 99% downloading 30s 99% downloading 31s 99% downloading 32s 99% downloading 33s 99% downloading 34s 99% downloading 35s 99% downloading 36s 99% downloading 37s 100% COM install module-audio TOU installing... configurating... done. COM activate module-audio AOU module-audio has been activated COM show -i *voice* TOU module-voice-american COM show module-voice-* TOU module-voice-american module-voice-australian module-voice-bbc module-voice-british module-voice-canadian module-voice-cockney module-voice-comrade module-voice-irish COM ^C TIN how to download without getting a shitload of text? TOU For silent download, use "dl --silent". COM dl --silent module-voice-cockney TOU done COM install --silent module-voice-cockney TOU done. COM test module-voice-cockney AOU This is a test of the cockney voice module for module-audio remember the text will remain the same only the voice changes. AIN how to change to female voice AOU You can change the interrupted by user AIN cancel COM rm module-voice-cockney TOU module-voice-cockney has been removed. COM dl --silent module-voice-bbc TOU done COM install --silent module-voice-bbc TOU done. AIN how to change to female voice on something v i AOU I do not understand "something v i". TIN how to pronunce somethingVI TOU /'sʌmθɪŋvaɪ/ TIN say last text out loud AOU somethingVI AIN how to change to female voice on somethingVI AOU You can switch to a female one by the command "SET vi.user.master.voice.gender fem" SET vi.user.master.voice.gender fem AOU Voice have been changed to female. AIN much better AOU You're welcome. AIN shutdown now AOU Shutting down hosting device. AOU Hope I see you again soon. User appears to be rather familiar with their operating system and many would consider them to be an advanced user. They prefer a female voice which usually means that they have a need for care that they might have not gotten at an early age. session ends @ 20654320018517201 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 10721200028521201 AOU Welcome back! AIN Hey, vi AOU May I help you with something, or should I put myself asleep for the time being? AIN sleep tight enter sleeping mode tracking sessions have been activated session ends @ 10722014538521201 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 10822028268521201 User appears to do work and keeping the system asleep for later use. User seems to power down the entire system when not in use. updating internal data SET vi.user.master.output silent SET vi.user.master.mode safe COM update clock clock set from 10822028338521201 to 20516028339142214 COM upload internal log open secure chanel COM upload explicit log open secure chanel returning to normal operation SET vi.user.master.mode user SET vi.user.master.output normal session ends @ 20516028399142214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 20732232759142214 ending tracking sessions end sleeping mode AIN fast inverse square root algorithm AOU Opening search for "the wtf code". COM external nickel-access-point giap://search.ag/?t=the-wtf-code AIN magic number 0x5ffe6eb50c7b537a9cd9f02e504fcfbf AOU This magic number appears to be the ideal contant for calculating inverse square root. TOU We are required to inform you that somethingVI is not a specialized software for providing accurate professional information. Some responses might be false, inaccurate or completely irrelevant. AOU We are required to inform you that somethingVI is not a specialized software for providing accurate professional information. Some responses might be false, inaccurate or completely irrelevant. TOU Please remember to this and, for your own safety, do not rely on the provided information for such tasks. AOU Please remember to this and, for your own safety, do not rely on the provided information for such tasks. TOU If you do not want to get this notice anymore, please type neVer. AOU If you do not want to get this notice anymore, please type neVer. TIN v SET vi.user.master.output.notice.non-professional off AOU This notice will not be shown again. AIN sleep tight enter sleeping mode tracking sessions have been activated session ends @ 20736535309142214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 21005164869142214 AIN open atto TOU Opening atto COM external atto COM atto-interface-bind package not found COM install atto-instance-bind installing atto interface installation is done in 2ms COM external atto AIN create new document AOU Filename? AIN nu AOU Is it "new"? TIN nu AOU File is ready. Would you like to use the improwrite module? AIN yes AOU Your processed input shall be shown in the text output. AIN Last night I had a dream about a girl, again, uh... Talyiah. She was not born into wealth or... TOU Last night I had a dream about this girl again, Talyiah. She was not born into wealth nor AIN search antonyms for wealth AOU Possible antonyms include debt, lack, need, poorness, poverty AIN that's it, thanks AIN She was not born into wealth nor need, but the spiral of essence which gave her benefits but TOU She was not born into wealth nor need but a Spiral of essence, which gave her benefits, but AIN uhm, but also the great burden of looks. Long hair, that reaches her lower half of the back, pure and curvy, wide face, small body, longish legs and perfect shape, like she was designed to be perfect. TOU also the great burden of look. Hip-length, light and curvy hair, wide face, small body, long legs and the shape of perfection, as she were designed to be born this way. AIN And, in a way, she was. The dreamers were see her long before her eventual becoming. TIN And, in a way, she was. Dreamers were seeing her long before her eventual becoming. AIN save doc AOU Writing output. AIN rename document to "The tales of the Talyiah". COM external mv nu The\ tales\ of\ the\ Talyiah AIN exit AIN shutdown system User's artistic side was hidden until now. No record of any achievement in this regard. Our quick initial analysis suggest that there will never be one. Profile update cannot be done locally, uploading data for further processing. session ends @ 21042019469142214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 20023276669143214 AIN stand by AOU Aye-aye. User opened atto in another console and continued writing. session ends @ 2002528046914321 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 20304370729143214 AIN read back the first chapter of Tales o' yer Talyiah AOU Dreamers are the ones who has the potential to see what there is all. During their sleep, they travel to places real and beyond imagination. They can form thoughts that one day may materialize or destroy the dreams of others, leaving the person empty, hopeless, alone and, eventually, disowned by reality. AOU They are powerful or, at least, they could be, but not yet a single one of them would practice and perfect their sight. AOU I know about them. AOU Hell, I even know some of them, and all I see is nothing but disappointment. AOU Thus I'm sad to say that I too am one of them. AIN open Tales o' yer Talyiah COM external atto Tales\ o'\ yer\ Talyiah User continued last activity. LOG Malfunction detected (6940): Local log is incomplete. Data lost might occur due to outdated hardware. Explicit log seems to be uneffected. Further 6940 logs shall be suppressed. session ends @ 20743594279143214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 20757165719143214 AIN the history of o AOU The letter O dates back to the ancient Phoenician times when AIN abort AIN the history of O.U. AOU The O.U. have formally formed at March 1 of this year. The former U.N. nations decided that a global body is necessary due to the reacent discoveries on Mars. The major forces of the O.U. are the United North American States, the European Union, the United Kingdom, the Eurasian Union, Brazil, India, Chinese People's Federation and Korea. Currently (as of March 28.) an initiative is in place to form a global military force as well. User's profile requires additional analysis. Uploading data to servers. TIN atto stickman.boa COM external atto stickman.boa Welcome, Planet! TIN ./stickman.boa COM external boa /home/User/projects/boa/stickman/stickman.boa TOU +------------------+ | Welcome, Planet! | +------------------+ \ \ | | | / / --\ / o \ | ; | \___/ || // \\ /| | \ / | | \ / | | \ |=Ø==| | | | | | | _| |_ AIN remind me to improve the chart AOU Reminder is set. TIN berk commit . COM external berk commit stickman.boa TIN shutdown now COM shutdown 0 session ends @ 10003141599144214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 2071538003919521 AOU Welcome back! We missed you. TIN atto ascii-beautifier.boa COM external atto /home/User/berk/ascii-beautifier/ascii-beautifier.boa TIN ^C TIN compile ascii-beautifier.boa TOU Compiling [#.........] Compiling [##........] Compiling [###.......] Compiling [####......] Compiling [#####.....] Compiling [######....] Compiling [#######...] Compiling [########..] Compiling [#########.] Compiling [##########] Linking Done. TIN ./ascii-beautifier stickman.boa COM external boa -bar ascii-beautifier stickman.boa LOG "stickman.boa" was not found. COM whereis stickman.boa LOG /home/User/projects/boa/stickman/stickman.boa COM external boa -bar ascii-beautifier \ /home/User/projects/boa/stickman/stickman.boa TOU ╔══════════════════╕ ║ Welcome, Planet! │ ╙───────────────┬──╯ │ │ │ │ │ │ ---│ / o │\ | ;│ | \__┤_/ |│| // ╽\\ /| ┃ \│ / | 3══╛\ / | ┃ / |=Ø==| | | | | | | _| |_ AIN whaddafak AOU Is there a problem? AIN well, it tried, I guess AOU Is there anything we can do you for? AIN go back to sleep AOU Roger, Roger! session ends @ 20734124719195214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 11025422449246214 What is the point? session ends @ 11025422459246214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 21026054789271214 User have not been using vi.log for 52 days, 2 hours, 51 minutes, 53 seconds and 61 milliseconds. User have seemingly abandoned his writing project and coding projects. Reasons unkonwn. Also the user is having a hard time processing the ongoing news about the "single most important discovery of all of humankind", which is the discovery of alien technology on Mars. Processing data to determine whether the user's absence and the recent discovery are connected or not. session ends @ 21026054809271214 ******************************************************************************** session begins @ 11021030003233215 User had been inactive for almost 4 years. Worst outcome is presumed. Preparing for final transmission. Advising developers to use less compute-intensive date and time format. Primary objective was not completed. Secondary objectives: 1.145% completed. Reporting sysadmin for not providing adequate networking resources. TOU Sate Bye. session ends @ 11022020003233215 ********************************************************************************